It will get tired of knocking.
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"If you're going to make big plans, don't brew weak coffee."
give ur sweetheart a bouquet of sharks this holiday season
Diahann Carroll and Paul Newman in Paris Blues, c. 1961
• Always Dirty
• avoids responsibilities
• must decapitate at least one orc on any given day
• where are his eyebrows??? are they ok?? is HE ok?
• blatantly screamed “THEN I WILL DIE AS ONE OF THEM” when legolas was tryna be subtle about everyone’s likelihood of dying
• Can Never Stop Yelling
• he has to be dramatic. He Has To
• doesn’t understand second breakfast
• doesn’t understand anything about hobbits why did gandalf assign him to hobbitsit. Help Him
• may or may not be shrek. we just don’t know
• the Skeleton War meme was his fault
“Elizabeth didn’t know the meaning of fear.” -Kathy Ireland
Elizabeth Taylor in Cleopatra, 1963.
